So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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