White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You ate ashes out of my bong
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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