I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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