i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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