I feel like abortions should bother me more
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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