I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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