I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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