Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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