Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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