literally had 100 drinks last night.
operation have a gay friend backfired
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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