i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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