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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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