so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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