Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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