he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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