Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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