If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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