OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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