What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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