how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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