Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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