nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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