Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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