'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Your cock deserves a montage
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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