soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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