Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
