i don't like sucking hair
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
The adults are the big ones right?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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