Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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