You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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