Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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