i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So drunk its hurt
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
organizing the empties. That sober.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
