Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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