People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
