I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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