We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I met the friendliest cop last night
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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