The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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