Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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