Can Purell be used as lube?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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