Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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