So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i wish my penis had a tongue
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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