just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I fill condoms, not promises.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
