what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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