i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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