I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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