no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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