you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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