my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
She even gives head with a lisp.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Pants are for mortals
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
