billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?