R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize