Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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