Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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