My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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