if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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